The Baby Juice Express

The Baby Juice Express (2004)

Released: 2004-04-19 Duration: 1hr 25min
Genres: Crime Comedy
Rating 0.0
One false move and the sperm gets it!

Overview

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Production Companies

Additional Info

Budget $2.00
Revenue $0.00
Original Language en
Popularity 1.317

Directed By

Michael Hurst

Crew

Director
Michael Hurst
Writer
Nick Moran

TOP CAST

Nick Brimble
Nick Brimble

Krakowski

Phil Davis
Phil Davis

Frank O'Reilly

Samantha Womack
Samantha Womack

Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

Joe Bugner
Joe Bugner

Palooka

Angela Douglas
Angela Douglas

Celestia

David Cardy
David Cardy

Goldberg

Ruth Jones
Ruth Jones

Gladys

Hugh Fraser
Hugh Fraser

Arthur Burnett CBE

Paterson Joseph
Paterson Joseph

Sean Boetang

Stephen Marcus
Stephen Marcus

Lenny Von Something

Cleo Rocos
Cleo Rocos

Sharon

Steve Speirs
Steve Speirs

Mystery Man

David Seaman
David Seaman

Huge Gangster

Terry Stone
Terry Stone

Repro Man

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